if you say you have never tried to pause super smash bros to get a view under peach’s dress you are lying
Reblog if you were born in the 90’s & you still don’t have a baby.
- hipster blogs: 5cr3w y0u. 1 c4n p05t wh4t3v3r 1 w4nt 0n my bl0g
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- me: ok... you go do that
- *unfollow*
the shortest scary story ever.
- Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.
and satan said “let there be Mondays”
I swear to god, if you don’t reblog this, you´re heartless
i know what it feels like to be in iraq and miss the birth of your own daughter.<3
Heartbreaking.
:’(
(Source: endingasphalt)







